We want customers for life.
So if you're not completely satisfied let us know and we'll give you your money back!
Listen, we get it - finding the perfect coffee can be as elusive as spotting Sasquatch itself. But fear not! We stand behind our beans with unwavering confidence. So, here's the deal:
If, after trying our Sasquatch Coffee, you're not left with a jaw-dropping, toe-curling, "this is the best thing I've ever tasted" feeling, we promise to remedy the situation faster than a Sasquatch can vanish into the woods!
So why wait? Unleash the hidden beast of satisfaction within you and give Sasquatch Coffee a try today. The only thing you have to lose is the chance to experience coffee nirvana!
Warning: Drinking Sasquatch Coffee may cause extreme happiness, wild howls of delight, and an insatiable desire for more. You've been warned!"
Gunnar Monson
Founder
The Sasquatch Coffee Company
www.squatchcoffee.com
gunnar@squatchcoffee.com